That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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