allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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