nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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