I don't think brook has ever known best
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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