just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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