I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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