You really coming over, don't trick.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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