Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
