i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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