kristin has been a bad kristin
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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