This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
my phone needs a breathalizer
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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