When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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