That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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