she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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