Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Randomize