Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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