her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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