I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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