Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize
