She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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