New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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