think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
