I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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