Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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