Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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