I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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