I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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