Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Redeem this text for a blowjob
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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