Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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