But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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