Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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