I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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