I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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