party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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