If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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