yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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