Do you still have your period?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
But theres a keg here and me gusta
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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