Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
