I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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