Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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