how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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