He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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