He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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