We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize