you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
