There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I FOUND THE LEGS
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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