what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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