I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Randomize
