So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
This baby is an asshole
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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