somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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