I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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