Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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