Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm like, not good at living.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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