What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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