Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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