Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
This is my gift to your gina
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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