My balls are so social today.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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