you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
